Lol no I don’t wanna resort to anything illegal no matter how good that sounds.
So what you’re saying is that you COULD theoretically do it but you won’t because it could be “illegal” and that implies ending up in “jail” which also implies “not dropping the soap” which also implies that this is a run on sentence with an excessive amount of quotes.
But seriously, that s’moreos thing is something you’re going to do isn’t it? I mean you could potentially get diabetes but it sounds like a mouth-gasm well worth it.
I guess I should call and or just go to the school to sort this all out.