lol this is gold. I love it when people read shit online, like people reading messages they’ve received on grindr.
when you try your best but don’t succeed
I still love this haha Miles’ facial expressions are the best.
The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”
the fuck just happened
WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT
“You really should invest in a secure diary app.” tho.
Bring this back
Wtf did Porter write this?!? Lol
Introductory class gives homework due everyday for the next few weeks
Are you fucking trying to kill me?
You want me
Not gonna lie….YOOOOO
C H A N G E (UPDATED)
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.