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lol this is gold. I love it when people read shit online, like people reading messages they’ve received on grindr.

09.03.14 ♥ 1181

okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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I still love this  haha Miles’ facial expressions are the best.

09.02.14 ♥ 87703

sexysequences:

hot guys hot cocks

I play at home like this sometimes.

09.02.14 ♥ 3322
distortedcity:

antonzaslavskiing:

laughcentre:

3ricareyes:

pepsie:

scuttlepig:

The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen. “P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.” Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?” The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.  She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.  “But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device. “And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.” “How did y-you know that?” she stammered.  “…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”

the fuck just happened

tumblr happened

WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT

“You really should invest in a secure diary app.” tho.
i’m cry

Bring this back

Wtf did Porter write this?!? Lol

distortedcity:

antonzaslavskiing:

laughcentre:

3ricareyes:

pepsie:

scuttlepig:

The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”

the fuck just happened

tumblr happened

WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT

You really should invest in a secure diary app.” tho.

i’m cry

Bring this back

Wtf did Porter write this?!? Lol

09.02.14 ♥ 53052
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level


Shit

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

Shit

09.02.14 ♥ 163960

Introductory class gives homework due everyday for the next few weeks

Are you fucking trying to kill me?

09.02.14 ♥ 0

the-alley:

You want me

Not gonna lie….YOOOOO

09.02.14 ♥ 5088

C H A N G E (UPDATED)

09.02.14 ♥ 3166

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

09.01.14 ♥ 390639

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

09.01.14 ♥ 260443