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daniellexteig:

"He looks kinda nice but will he choke me when we have sex"

08.22.14 ♥ 10956
08.22.14 ♥ 93981

Yooo I like your puppy.

08.22.14 ♥ 1230

kazander:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to say that I’m this dweeb’s older sister.

okay not gonna lie, i’m so down to completely shave and cosplay as the matchmaker for halloween.

What is your ultimate fantasy?

Asked by Anonymous

thegits:

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

nailed it

08.21.14 ♥ 16526

SUCK MY DICK COLLEGE!!!

Ugh today was one of the better days I’ve had. Orientation was long as hell to get information I already basically had. But all in all it was fine my mom got to see the school and such. Also I GOT A FUCKING GRANT FOR SCHOOL! 5200 for the year so half now half next semester which is fine. School is paid for this semester and I get 1000 bucks back because of how much I had already put down. Also thinking about joining SASE at school. The society of asian scientists and engineers is what it stands for. Also thinking about joining their LGBT group on campus as well. Either way today was pretty good. Now I’m going to reward myself with pizza.

08.21.14 ♥ 2
earlier in the afternoon i was making a sandwich, and my cousin decided to take it when i went to my room to get my phone. i proceeded to grab our block of Montgomery Cheese and viciously slap his fuckface with it. was this the appropriate reaction, or should i have taken the alternative and kick him in the balls?

Asked by Anonymous

bahamvt:

honestly that’s the best reaction you could have chosen

08.21.14 ♥ 32

bromancing-the-stone:

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9

Take away his phone!

NO NO NO

08.21.14 ♥ 5605

God why does orientation have to be 10 million years long.

Jeez.

08.21.14 ♥ 2