I want that sweater.
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when younger people are more successful than me
touching yourself after a long vacation
This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.
This is still my favorite comic holy shit
The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious
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It’s like ghosts are all up in this bitch.
But I don’t think anybody has a New Jersey fetish.
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Someone please explain this
No one explain it
Took me a second
HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME
You’re too young
(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)
This is me, right now.