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This won’t stop me
Reminds me of the notice I saw in a NAU dorm about not defecating in the showers.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Omg. I think I need to go to the candy store for a while.
when he saves a five day load and gives you a facial
This is the most important post that has ever existed.
(Source: invocador-de-nutrias, via bravodelta9)
Probably the real reason I’m into dudes. Still don’t get why this suit has nipples.
(Source: justadroog, via lepreax)
ORAS? More like BARAS
Oh. Ummmm. Okay. Right here? Oh. In front of you? Oh.
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makemepop said: You fucking slut I love it! What's that jock?
:( you called me a slut. C-IN2 grip jockstrap.